1.s*x is like math
add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
and pray to god you don't multiply.
2.Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
3.Time goes by, life goes on, and all I can think of is why you’re gone.
4.I’m not a good lover, but at least I’m fast.
5.I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
6.Never be sad for what is over, just be glad that it was once yours.
7.To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful
8.God is closest to those with broken hearts.
9.The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.
10.A teacher ask”wot part of the body goes to heaven first?”
A child replies”feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her
Feet in the air screamin GOD I’M COMIN!
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