1.If she's amazing, she wont be easy. If she's easy, she wont be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you give up, ur not worthy.
2.Maybe you should eat makeup so you can be pretty on the inside
3.Joke of the day:
Officer : How high are you?
Me : No officer, its; Hi, how are you?
4.You're beautiful! :) until your Photoshop 30 day trial expires..
5.Dear 11 year olds on Facebook, it's complicated? Really? What did he do, steal your animal crackers?
6.There's a thin line between "I should do a status update about that" and "I should talk to a therapist about that"
7.Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
8."It is better to have an ENEMY who honestly says they hate you than to have a FRIEND who's putting you down SECRETLY."”
9.Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people.If they care, they’ll notice. If they don’t, you know where you stand.
10.Why do people feel comfortable texting you things they would never have the guts to say to your face?