1.There are two ways to rule a women and nobody knows them....
2.If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
3.Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.
4.Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
5."I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."
6.Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.
7.Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
8.I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
9.Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is more likely to be female.
10.A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
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